I've Always Found It Easier To Be

Some Days, I'd Feel Better With Punxsutawney Phil In The Oval Office - At Least He Doesn't Lie About The Weather.

You Could Probably Prove, By Judicious Use Of Logarithms And Congruent Triangles, That Real Life Is A Lot More Like Soap Opera Than Most People Will Admit.

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.

What Stuns Me Most About Contemporary Politics Is Not Even That The System Has Been So Badly Corrupted By Money. It Is That So Few People Get The Connection Between Their Lives And What The Bozos Do In Washington And Our State Capitols.

If An Armed Nation Were A Polite Nation, America Would Be Paradise. We Have More Than 200 Million Guns In Private Owernship Here. But Our Manners Are Not Getting Better.