I've Always Essentially Been A New Yorker.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, Nature Will Build A Better Mouse.

The Less Attention I Pay To What People Want And The More Attention I Pay To Just Writing The Book I Want To Write, The Better I Do.

Asking Me Why I Did Or Didn't Do Anything Is Generally Pointless. How Do I Know? And Asking Me What I'll Do In The Future Is Even Less Rewarding.

Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One And Most Of 'em Stink.

I Never Know What I'm Going To Write Next, And When I Think I Do I Usually Turn Out To Be Mistaken.