I've Always Defined Myself As A Writer,

My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."

I Actually Got The Part. And I Thought, Well, I'll Do It For A While. I'll Just Quit If It's Stupid.

I'm A Complete Egomaniac. It Makes Me Feel Terrible To Say [being Interviewed] Is Hard. It's Taxing In A Way. Just 'cause It's A Lot Of Mental Energy Just To Keep Focused. I Actually Think It's Harder For Journalists.

The Head Writer Loves That My Character Is A Boor.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.