I've Always Been Very Averse To Innuendo,

You Ever Hear Guys With Small Cocks Talk About Sex? Can't Talk About It Enough. They Even Got Poems. They'll Say, 'it's Not The Motion Of The Ocean, It's The Boat Of The Lotion.' I've Even Heard Variants..., It's Not The Tree Or The Size, It's The Axe That You Wax.' It's A Whole Sub-genre Of Poetry Now That's Taught In Many Of Our Finer Institutions.

We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

In Terms Of Merit, Sports Has Mathematical Statistics. That's How You Know Who The Best Player Is.

In Giving Advice, Aptitude Is Often Less To Be Considered, Than Seasonableness.

I Have A Little Bit Of An Out-of-body Experience Where I Enjoy The Scenario, And I Really Do Like Seeing A Crowd Turn Into A Mob, And I Do Nothing To Stop It. People Can Become Really Dangerous.