I've Always Been A Fan Of Andy

I've Seen So Many Beautiful Curvy Women Gain Success In Hollywood And Then Wither Into Bobble Headed Stick Figures In Some Grotesque Attempt To Fit A Revolting Hollywood Trend. I Like Real Women, Not The Broomsticks That Hollywood Has Been Selling Lately.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

My Parents Instilled A Very Strong Work Ethic In Me From A Young Age, Fortunately.

My Dream Is To Make The World's Scariest Pg Movie. Because I Feel That If You Can Do That, Then You've Done Something Special.

If You're Lucky Enough To Find A Weird - Never Let Them Go.