I've Actually Been Doing Stand Up For

After This Whole Acting Thing Is Over And Done, You Eventually Have To Be Human. Some People Are Never Human. It's Very Weird.

Live Your Life Like You're The Hero In Your Movie And Right Now.

People Say You Can Abuse Marijuana. You Can Abuse Cheeseburgers. Does That Mean We Should Close Burger Kings.

Teaching Someone That Doesn't Know Something Forces You To Think About Almost Every Single Aspect Of It, Including Parts Of It That You Could Sort Of Take For Granted.

If Tyson Griffin Was A Girl, I'd Say He Has A Badonkadonk.