It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed