It's Strange How Interesting Your Dreams Are,

That's Why When I Send A Postcard I Quiz People. "hey, Did You Get That Postcard?" "yeah, Yeah Yeah." "well What'd I Say?" "uh, You Were Havin-" "i Was In Jail"

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.

I Don't Want To Get Involved In The Culture War. Religion's Iffy.

Hey, People Who Travel With Their Bed Pillow. You Look Insane.

I Think Comedians Get Too Much Credit Or Too Much Criticism For The Style Of Comedy They Do, And They Generally Do The Style Of Comedy That Works For Them. [...] There's No Kind Of Shrewd Calculation Going Into The Type Of Standup We All Do. It's Like David Cross Is Supposed To Be Doing The David Cross' Type Of Standup.