It's So Nice To Share A Day

I Love My Mom! You Can Too For $12!

A Lot Of People Ask Me What My Favorite Episode Of Full House Was, I Always Tell Them: It Was The Last One!

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.