It's So Nice To Share A Day

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

What I've Learned About Comedy People Is That They're Defined By The Harshest Level They've Been To, Their Personal Auschwitz.

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.