It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

If I Were The Last Person On Earth, Some Moron Would Turn Left In Front Of Me.

My First Words Were 'seconds, Please.' Most Kids In Kindergarten Napped On A Little Rug. I Had A Braided 9 X 12.

I've Been In Vegas. That's Where You Get Into The Money Thing. Boy, You Get Greedy In Vegas, You Know. That's The Only Place That You Can Bet $25, Get It Up To $500 And Refuse To Quit.

My Mother Loved People And She Loved Conversation, And She Loved To Engage With People. She Was A Really Fantastic Person. You Would've Really Liked Her.

Azhar Usman Is A True Original And Will Laugh The Hate Right Out Of You.