It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

I Think Splash Made People Realize That I Was Still Alive, And I Think I Inspired A Lot Of People. I Have People Coming Up To Me All The Time In The Airport Saying, "hey, You Inspired Me To Learn How To Swim!" "you Inspired Me To Start Moving Around More." "you Inspired Me To Start Doing More For Myself." So That Was Good. But Mostly I Took It Because Nobody Had Given Me A Job. And You Know What Really Matters In Life, Right?

Many People Are Laughing When They See Me, But I'm Playing Mrs.baskets All Pristine. I'm Playing It Not-louie. I'm Not Being Louie. I'm Just Being The Character That I Think It Should Be. I Had To Make A Decision As To Whether I Was Going To Change My Voice Or Not, But We Decided For Me Not To Change My Voice, And I Think That Was The Best Thing Ever, Because I Think It Would've Made A Big Difference In The Character. I Don't Think It Would've Been As Good.

I Could Be An Alternative Comic. I Could Be That Really Dark - I Was - I Was A Very Dark Comic To Begin With. I Could Be That Guy, And The Only Reason I Didn't Is That I Wanted To Make Money. I Wanted To Be Popular. I Wanted To Be Liked More Than I Wanted To Be Admired.

After 34 Years, I Feel Like I Did When I Was Starting Out. I Feel Excited And Feel I've Never Been Better Doing What I Do.

I Just Had A Throwaway Part, Really, If You Think About It. I'm Not A Natural Actor, You Know? I'm A Comedian, Through And Through. And I Really Love My Lines. Those Are The Lines I Want To Do.