It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because

There Are Only Three Sins - Causing Pain, Causing Fear, And Causing Anguish. The Rest Is Window Dressing.

A Cat Knows How To Be Comfortable, How To Get The People Around It To Serve It. In A Tranquil Domestic Situation, The Cat Is A Veritable Manipulative Genius. It Seeks The Soft, It Seeks The Warm, It Prefers The Quiet And It Loves To Be Full. It Displays, When It Gets Its Own Way In These Matters, A Degree Of Contentment We Would All Like To Emulate.

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Who Can Go To A Rodeo And Then Criticize The Hunter? ... An Expertly Placed Bullet Would Be The Best Gift A Rodeo Horse Could Receive.

Try Throwing A Ball Just Once For A Dog. It Would Be Like Eating Only One Peanut Or Potato Chip. Try To Ignore The Importuning Of A Golden Retriever Who Has Brought You His Tennis Ball, The Greatest Treasure He Possesses!