It Doesn't Matter Where You Are In

Cats Can Be Cooperative When Something Feels Good, Which, To A Cat, Is The Way Everything Is Supposed To Feel As Much Of The Time As Possible.

We Are All Pirates At Heart. There Is Not One Of Us Who Hasn't Had A Little Larceny In His Soul. And Which One Of Us Wouldn't Soar If God Had Thought There Was Merit In The Idea? So, When We See One Of Those Great Widespread Pirates Soaring Across The Grain Of Sea Winds We Thrill, And We Long, And, If We Are Honest, We Curse That We Must Be Men Every Day. Why Not One Day A Bird! There's An Idea, Now, One Day Out Of Seven A Pirate In The Sky. What Puny Power A Man Can Attain By Comparison. Compare A 747 With A Bird And Blush!

It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because What We're Really Seeking Is Immortality - That Is, After All, A Fool's Errand.

I Always Thought That My Canine Family Tended To View Me As The Funny-looking Two-legged Dog Who Runs The Can Opener.

Anyone Who Has Owned Many Cats In Long Succession Can Define His Or Her Life As A Series Of Furry Episodes.