It's Not The Worst Thing To Slap

If Anything Could Have Pulled Me Out Of Retirement It Would Have Been An Indiana Jones Film.

The Knighthood I Received Was A Fantastic Honour But It's Not Something I've Ever Used And I Don't Think I Ever Will.

There's One Major Difference Between James Bond And Me. He Is Able To Sort Out Problems!

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.

I Don't Know Anything About Baseball.