I Don't Know Anything About Baseball.

If You Have To Resort To Violence, You've Already Lost.

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.

I Hope To Work, Support My Children And Die Quietly Without Pain.

But I Wouldn't Call Myself Sadistic.

The Knighthood I Received Was A Fantastic Honour But It's Not Something I've Ever Used And I Don't Think I Ever Will.