I Don't Know Anything About Baseball.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

The Media Already Attempts To Assassinate My Character In Scotland When I'm There, So My Position Is Much More Effective If I'm Outside Scotland And Am Part Of The Voice Of What The Scottish National Party Is About.

The Terrible Beauty Is That In The Brotherhood Of Golf We Are All The Same - Certifiable.

How Peaceful Life Would Be Without Love. How Safe, How Tranquil And How Dull.

But I Wouldn't Call Myself Sadistic.