If You Have To Resort To Violence,

There's Always A New Challenge To Keep You Motivated.

My View Is That To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Be Anti-social, Otherwise You'll End Up Being Devoured. I've Never Been Particularly Social, Anyway, But If I've Ever Been Rude, Fifty Per Cent Of It Has Usually Been Provoked By Other People's Attitudes. Though I Do Admit, Like Most Celts, I'm Moody. It's Fine Until People Try To Cheer You Up With Gems Like, 'snap Out Of It' Or 'come On, Now'.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

The Knighthood I Received Was A Fantastic Honour But It's Not Something I've Ever Used And I Don't Think I Ever Will.

If America Had Been Discovered As Many Times As I Have, No One Would Remember Columbus.