It's Not Enough For Me To Cover

I'm Just A Simple Kid From Brooklyn Who Landed Into The Most Enchanted Lifestyle Imaginable.

It's Not Enough For Me To Cover Theater, I Have To Throw Myself Around Every Other Art Form, And Do So Thoroughly And Relentlessly.

I Don't Know About You, But I Can Tell When Someone's Lying. They Can't Look You In The Eye - They Look You In The Bridge Of Your Nose.

This Commitment To Truth Is Something One Senses More And More Americans Yearning For, Just As They Are Becoming More And More Sophisticated At Knowing When The Truth Is Being Obscured - An Irony That Seems To Elude Most Of Todays Elected Officials.

For Years, I've Pushed The Idea Of A Column Compilation Book Mainly Because It Would Be Easy - I Could Just Staple 'em All Together. But Publishers Have Been Resistent, Feeling The Material Dates.