A Musical Blast! Fun For The Whole

I Can't Drive, So I Can Only Live In New York, Which Is Fine With Me.

For Years, I've Pushed The Idea Of A Column Compilation Book Mainly Because It Would Be Easy - I Could Just Staple 'em All Together. But Publishers Have Been Resistent, Feeling The Material Dates.

The Difference Is That With Fame Comes A Spotlight, One Which Has Recently Made It Impossible To Ignore The Fact That More And More Of Those Folks We Place On Pedestals Aren't Even Pausing To Consider An Option Other Than Lying.

It's A Good Thing That Columnists Don't Make Homosexuality Their Last Taboo Anymore. But I Wish The Columnists Themselves Would Come Out Too.

I Don't Know About You, But I Can Tell When Someone's Lying. They Can't Look You In The Eye - They Look You In The Bridge Of Your Nose.