It's Not Always Easy To Identify Your

I Have A Disturbing Problem With Losing Things. My Vulnerability To Loss-distress Could Properly Be Labeled Not Only Inordinate, But Neurotic.

Can You Picture Yourself At The Age 60 Doing What You Do Now?

The Very Phrase 'oscar Night' Used To Accelerate My Pulse. For One Thing - Dating Myself - It Meant Bob Hope. He Always Had Good, Strong Jokes, That Faultless Delivery, And Always A New Joke About His Own Films' Failure - Once Again - To Be Honored.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

I Think I'd Be Pretty Easy To Write For.