I Am Always Shocked That There Are

Comedians Are Sometimes Resentful Of Their Writers. Probably Because It's Hard For Giant Egos To Admit You Need Anyone But Yourself To Be What You Are.

I Love My Own Coincidences And Love To Hear Other Peoples' Stories.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

Every Time Someone Says, 'you Know, We Really Ought To Get Together,' If I Were Really Honest, I Would Ask 'why?'

You Have To Be On Tv A Surprisingly Long Time Before You're Stopped On The Street. Then, When You Are, You Get A Lot Of, 'hey, You're Great! What's Your Name Again?'