It's Nice When Your Boyfriend Thinks You're

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I Don't Mind A Little Blood On The Ice When It's A Hockey Rink, But I Hate Seeing Blood On The Ice When It's From Baby Seals.

Young People Understand That You Don't Have To Wear Or Eat Animals. I Get That It Can Be Cheaper To Use Animal Products - But Using Animals Really Cuts Corners.

Natural Beauty Takes At Least Two Hours In Front Of A Mirror.

Rock Stars Are Like Prophets. There's Something About Somebody Who Can Get Up On A Stage And Sing. And Then When They Write You Songs, Forget It, Okay?