It's My Mind, And I Reserve The

If You Don't Know How To Meditate At Least Try To Spend Some Time Every Day Just Sitting.

Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.

Why Are There No Windows In The Toilets On Aeroplanes? To Protect You From The Most Dedicated Perverts On The Planet, Hanging Off The Wing To Get A Peep?

I Was Brought Up A Catholic, For That You Get An A Level In Guilt.