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The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks. If My Daughter Has A Mediocre Sense Of Humor, I'm Just Gonna Tell Her, "be A Staff Writer For A Sitcom. Because They'll Have To Hire You, They Can't Really Fire You, And You Don't Have To Produce That Much. It'll Be Awesome."

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

I Liked Radio, Or Podcasting. I Like Talking Minus The Camera And The Script Part. All Those Mediums Are Different, And They Are All Different With Their Pluses And Minuses. I Would Say The Podcast Is My Favorite Because I Like The Freedom Of Podcasting. With Podcasting You Can Really Mess Around With The Form And The Format. The Pace Of Radio Is Very Fast. Boom, Boom, With A Little Six Minute Segment, Then On To The Next Thing. With Podcasts You Can Talk About Something For 25 Minutes If You Like - There Is A Lot Of Artistic Freedom With It.

Everything Seems Overwhelming When You Stand Back And Look At The Totality Of It. I Build A Lot Of Stuff And It Would All Seem Impossible If I Didn't Break It Down Piece By Piece, Stage By Stage. The Best Gift You Can Give Yourself Is Some Drive--that Thing Inside Of You That Gets You Out The Door To The Gym, Job Interviews, And Dates. The Believe-in-yourself Adage Is Grossly Overrated.