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What's Interesting About Books That Take Place In The Future, Even Twenty Years In The Future, Is That Many Of Them Are Black Or White: It's Either A Utopia Or It's Misery. The Real Truth Is That There's Going To Be Both Things In Any Future, Just Like There Is Now.

All Improv Turns Into Anger. All Comedy Improv Basically Turns Into Anger, Because That's All People Know How To Do When They're Improvising. If You Notice Shows That Are Improvising Are Generally People Yelling At Each Other.

I Take Anything Other Than 'you Big Pig!' As A Compliment.

It's Better To Be Known By Six People For Something You're Proud Of Than To Be Known By Sixty Million For Something You're Not.

I've Never Been Disappointed, Because I've Never Given Somebody I Liked That Much Power.