Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

You Never Do A Movie And Not Want It To Work. You Accept Whatever It Is. You Have To, But Nobody In Their Right Mind Would Not Want The Movie To Be Getting Talked About At The End Of The Year.

Most Entertainment Is Trying To Get You. It's Tested, Like Toothpaste.

I've Always Been In The Middle Of Making My Own Movies, So Taking Acting Jobs That Take Me Away From That Has Been Impossible.