It's Harder When People Are Playing Along,

As Soon As You Start To Talk About Your Own Mannerisms, You Are Screwed. Because If You Are Aware Of Your Own Mannerisms, Or Beyond That Even What Makes Any One Thing Funny To People, I Really Ascribe To That That If You Start Deconstructing It Too Much, It Is Immediately Not Funny.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

Yes. It Is True. I, Michael Scott, Am Signing Up With An Online Dating Service. Thousands Of People Have Done It, And I Am Going To Do It. I Need A Username, And I Have A Great One. 'little Kid Lover.' That Way People Will Know Exactly Where My Priorities Are At.

I Don't Even Know If I Have Kind Of A Personal, Like A Take Or A Mental Manual Of How I'm Raising Kids. It's Really - I Think With Everybody, It's Just Day-to-day And You Just Try To Deal With Every Situation As They Come.

I Wasn't A Class Clown, I Never Developed This Comedic Flair As A Kid. Even When I Decided To Become An Actor, It Was Just To Be An Actor, Not Necessarily A Comedic Actor. I Wasn't That Guy Who Struck Out With Women So He Became Really Funny, And That's When The Women Started To Like Him.