It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping

People Say You Should Read Your Criticism Because It Will Make You A Better Person But It Doesn't. It Just Makes You A Sad Bitter Old Showbiz Nightmare.

Even Nice Things Don't Make You Happy When You're Tired.

I've Always Liked To Think I Could Do Anything I Wished As Well As - If Not Better Than - A Man. But I Wasn't Very Good At Rally Driving.

My Dad's A Very Sensitive Man, But As The Archetypal Rebellious Teenager, I Didn't Realise That.

When You Have Children Your House Smells Very Unpleasant All The Time.