It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

I've Always Been Criticised For How Filthy My Material Is. Victoria Wood Said To Me Once, 'i Wish I Was A Bit Ruder, Like You,' And I Said, 'well, I Wish I Was A Bit Cleaner, Like You.'

Over The Years I Attempted To Make My Style A Bit More Relaxed 'cause The Initial Style You Couldn't Watch For More Than Ten Minutes Without Wanting To Kill Me.

I Think Some People Ramp A Side Of Themselves Up For Performance Purposes.