It's Easy Enough To Make The Truth

A Genuine Coincidence Always Means Bad Luck For Me; It's My Only Superstition.

If One Cannot Command Attention By One's Admirable Qualities One Can At Least Be A Nuisance

Of All The Band Of Personal Traitors The Sense Of Humor Is The Most Dangerous.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men Who Become Dentists. The Ones Who Love It And Ones Who Get Miserable. Think Round And You'll See I'm Right.

He Did Not Arrive At This Conclusion By The Decent Process Of Quiet, Logical Deduction, Nor Yet By The Blinding Flash Of Glorious Intuition, But By The Shoddy, Untidy Process Halfway Between The Two By Which One Usually Gets To Know Things.