Love So Seldom Means Happiness.

When Mr. William Faraday Sat Down To Write His Memoirs After Fifty-eight Years Of Blameless Inactivity He Found The Work Of Inscribing The History Of His Life Almost As Tedious As Living It Had Been, And So, Possessing A Natural Invention Coupled With A Gift For Locating The Easier Path, He Began To Prevaricate A Little Upon The Second Page, Working His Way Up To Downright Lying On The Sixth And Subsequent Folios.

I Write Every Paragraph Four Times - Once To Get My Meaning Down, Once To Put In Anything I Have Left Out, Once To Take Out Anything That Seems Unnecessary, And Once To Make The Whole Thing Sound As If I Had Only Just Thought Of It.

It's Pitch, Sex Is. Once You Touch It, It Clings To You.

Only The United Beat Of Sex And Heart Can Create Ecstasy.

If One Cannot Command Attention By One's Admirable Qualities One Can At Least Be A Nuisance