It's Cool To Be Healthy.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

America Is 5 Percent Of The World's Population And Consumes 96 Percent Of The World's Hard Drugs.

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.

I Feel That The Same God-force That Is The Mother And Father Of The Pope Is Also The Mother And Father Of The Loneliest Wino On The Planet.