It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something

And God Said 'let There Be Satan, So People Don't Blame Everything On Me. And Let There Be Lawyers, So People Don't Blame Everything On Satan.'

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.