It's Always Something

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

You Cannot Live In Los Angeles For Any Period Of Time Without Eventually Trying To Write A Screenplay. It's Like A Flu Bug That You Catch ... Even The Plumber Has A Screenplay In His Truck.

Comedy Is Very Controlling - You Are Making People Laugh.

What We Put Into Every Moment Is All We Have. You Can Drug Yourself To Death Or You Can Smoke Yourself To Death Or Eat Yourself To Death, Or You Can Do Everything Right And Be Healthy And Then Get Hit By A Car. Life Is So Great, Such A Neat Thing, And Yet All During It We Have To Face Death, Which Can Make You Nuts And Depressed.

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.