It's Always Something

I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

... I Was Diagnosed With Ovarian Cancer. Suddenly I Had To Spend All My Time Getting Well.

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.