Some Stories Don't Have A Clear Beginning,

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.

You Cannot Live In Los Angeles For Any Period Of Time Without Eventually Trying To Write A Screenplay. It's Like A Flu Bug That You Catch ... Even The Plumber Has A Screenplay In His Truck.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

I Would Say That Lucy, 'i Love Lucy,' She Was My Idol.