It's All Through The Actors; I Cannot

If You Take A Frown And Turn It Upside Down, The Person You Are Holding By The Ankles Will Soon Pass Out.

I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.

Even If God Exists, He's Done Such A Terrible Job, It's A Wonder People Don't Get Together And File A Class Action Suit Against Him.

I Was Thrown Out Of Nyu For Cheating-with The Deans Wife

Me Sitting Down For Dinner With Ingmar Bergman Felt Like A House Painter Sitting Down With Picasso.