I'm Such A Good Lover Because I

He's A Genius, She's A Genius, Wow, You Know Alot Of Geniuses, You Should Meet Some Stupid People Sometime, You Might Learn Something

I'm Not A Drinker, My Body Won't Tolerate...eh...spirits, Really. I Had Two Martinis New Years Eve And I Tried To Hi-jack An Elevator And Fly It To Cuba.

I Don't Mind Dying... As Long As I Don't Have To Be There When It Happens.

Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

I See The Glass Half Full...but Of Poison.