It's All I Have Left In My

I Would Probably Be A Teacher If I Weren't A Comedian.

It's All I Have Left In My Life, Caffeine And A Poodle.

But I Believe That There Are Marriages Where You Can Have Your Pool Table And She Can Have Her Scrapbooking Room Or Garden Or Whatever It Is. But When Everyone Has What They Want, It's Not Funny. There's No Conflict.

I Think I'm Better Wired For Television. I Love Variety As Far As A Project. I'm Easily Bored And The Schedule Of A Television Show, It Just Keeps You Going.

I Think We Love Watching People That Are Flawed Because We're All Flawed.