It's A Real Smug Self-righteous Punk Kid

Your Job Is To Give People A Reason To Keep Reading.

The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be Arranged To Spell 'embrace Beer.'

I Believe That We Parents Must Encourage Our Children To Become Educated, So They Can Get Into A Good College That We Cannot Afford.

Although It Was Constructed In 1536, The New York Subway System Boasts An Annual Maintenance Budget Of Nearly $8, Currently Stolen, And It Does A Remarkable Job Of Getting New Yorkers From Point A To An Indeterminate Location Somewhere In The Tunnel Leading To Point B.

Maybe Somebody Finally Shot The Dog.