It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid

If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have The Lens Cap On.

When No One Loves You, You Have To Pretend That Everyone Loves You.

I Never Made A Mistake In My Life. I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Wrong.

It's Better To Live One Day As A Lion Than A Dozen Years As A Sheep.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.