It's A Match Made In Heaven...by A

Why Are Our Days Numbered And Not, Say, Lettered?

The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

If You're Not Failing Every Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Not Doing Anything Very Innovative.

Sex Is Better Than Talk. Ask Anybody In This Bar. Talk Is What You Suffer Through So You Can Get To Sex.

Paris Is Particularly Beautiful In The Rain. It Was Just A Nice Experience For Me, A Pleasant Experience, And I Was Able To Present It To The World Through My Eyes, Very Subjectively - Not Realistically, But Subjectively.