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If I Were Running Against Chuck Schumer. I Would Take Every One Of His Sunday Press Releases - And There Are 52 For As Many Years As He's Been There - And I Would Ask, 'how Many Of The Things He Said He Was Proposing Became Law?' I Doubt Many.

I Was Born At The Age Of Twelve On A Metro-goldwyn-mayer Lot.

I Said, To Be A New Yorker You Have To Live Here For Six Months, And If At The End Of The Six Months You Find You Walk Faster, Talk Faster, Think Faster, You're A New Yorker.

Water, Water, Everywhere, Atlantic And Pacific. But New York City's Got Them Beat, Our Aqua Is Terrific!

I Want To Come Back As Me.