It's A Fez. I Wear A Fez

It's A Tv Show. Only The Emotional Damage Is Real.

The Doctor: This Is Bad, I Don't Like This. [kicks Console And Yells In Pain] Never Use Force, You Just Embarrass Yourself. Unless You're Cross, In Which Case... Always Use Force! Amy: Shall I Run And Get The Manual? The Doctor: I Threw It In A Supernova. Amy: You Threw The Manual In A Supernova? Why? The Doctor: Because I Disagreed With It! Now Stop Talking To Me When I'm Cross!

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

I Find It's Bizarre That Science Fiction Is The One Branch Of Television To Push The Idea Of Strong Female Characters. And I Only Call It Bizarre Because Strong Women Aren't Fiction.

So Is This How It Works Doctor? You Never Interfere With The Affairs Of Other Peoples Or Planets, Unless There Are Children Crying?