Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

I Always Rip Out The Last Page Of A Book. Then It Doesn't Have To End. I Hate Endings!

What Is Immutable About Sherlock Holmes? He Favors Reason Over Emotion, But Actually Underneath That, There Is A Lot Of Emotion Going On. You Can't Suddenly Make Him Ordinary Because He Would Hate That. He's Not Suddenly Going To Be Somebody Else.

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

I Hope I Won't Become Hated By Geeks Everywhere, But I Don't Really Know Comic Books All That Well.