Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

Think You've Seen It All? Think Again. Outside Those Doors, We Might See Anything. We Could Find New Worlds, Terrifying Monsters, Impossible Things. And If You Come With Me... Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again!

Rose: Look At You, Beaming Away Like You're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who Says I'm Not, Red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And Everybody Lives, Rose! Everybody Lives! I Need More Days Like This! Go On, Ask Me Anything; I'm On Fire!

It's The 50th Year Of Doctor Who And Look What's Going On! We're Up In The Sky And Under The Sea! We're Running Round The Rings Of An Alien World And Then A Haunted House. There's New Cybermen, New Ice Warriors And A Never Before Attempted Journey To The Centre Of The Tardis. And In The Finale, The Doctor's Greatest Secret Will At Last Be Revealed! If This Wasn't Already Our Most Exciting Year It Would Be Anyway!

Witty And Mean Is Easy - But Fond And Funny Is Hard.

Young Reinette: Monsieur, Be Careful! The Doctor: It's Just A Nightmare, Reinette, Don't Worry, Everyone Has Nightmares. Even Monsters Under The Bed Have Nightmares! Young Reinette: What Do Monsters Have Nightmares About? The Doctor: Me!