It's A Dirty Job Being Ridiculous, But

I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because Advice Is Kinda Bullshit. Take A Deep Breath And Don't Take Any Of It Too Seriously.

I'm Insecure About Everything, Because I'm Never Going To Look In The Mirror And See This Blond, Blue-eyed Girl. That Is My Idea Of What I'd Like To Look Like.

Meryl Streep Is An Acting Machine In The Same Sense That A Shark Is A Killing Machine.

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.

You Don't Have To Be Smart To Act - Look At The Outgoing President Of The United States.