I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

I'm Learning English At The Moment. I Can Say 'big Ben', 'hello Rodney', 'tower Bridge' And 'loo'.

Hate Crimes Are The Scariest Thing In The World Because These People Really Believe What They're Doing Is Right.

I Never Cared About Money. I'm Not Destined To Be A Rich Woman. I'm Destined To Be A Woman Who Makes A Lot Of Money And Never Has Any. I've Made Millions And Millions And Millions Of Dollars And I Just Spend It.

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!