It Would Have Been Difficult To Have

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"

I Never Fall In Love.

It's Not The Days That Are Old, It's You That's Old.

I Don't Know Heidi Klum. She Was Never Known In France. Claudia Schiffer Also Doesn't Know Who She Is.

People Can Drink With Their Eyes; I Can Eat With My Nose.