I Like To Do Things Quickly Because

In A Meat-eating World, Wearing Leather For Shoes And Clothes And Even Handbags, The Discussion Of Fur Is Childish.

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"

Trendy Is The Last Stage Before Tacky.

People Are Very Nice To Me, Even Though I'm Known For Saying Rude Things.

Chanel Is Composed Of Only A Few Elements, White Camellias, Quilted Bags And Austrian Doorman's Jackets, Pearls, Chains, Shoes With Black Toes. I Use These Elements Like Notes To Play With.