It Usually Takes Two People To Make

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.

If At First You Don't Succeed, You May Be At Your Level Of Incompetence Already.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

Peter's Principle: In An Organization, Each Person Rises To The Level Of His Own Incompetence.

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.