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Democracy Is A Process By Which The People Are Free To Choose The Man Who Will Get The Blame. Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices. In Spite Of The Cost Of Living, It's Still Popular.

Men Now Monopolize The Upper Levels... Depriving Women Of Their Rightful Share Of Opportunities For Incompetence.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.

Competition In Academia Is So Vicious Because The Stakes Are So Small.

Political Success Is The Ability, When The Inevitable Occurs, To Get Credit For It.