It Turns Out Dentists Don't Like It

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

The Difference Between A Child's Toy And An Adult Toy Is: Location, Location, Location.