It Turns Out Dentists Don't Like It

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.

I Like "rock, Paper, Scissors Two-thirds." You Know. "rock Breaks Scissors." "these Scissors Are Bent. They're Destroyed. I Can't Cut Stuff. So I Lose." "scissors Cuts Paper." "these Are Strips. This Is Not Even Paper. It's Gonna Take Me Forever To Put This Back Together." "paper Covers Rock." "rock Is Fine. No Structural Damage To Rock. Rock Can Break Through Paper At Any Point. Just Say The Word. Paper Sucks." There Should Be "rock, Dynamite With A Cutable Wick, Scissors."