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Knowing That The 'sex And The City' Chicks Now Rack Up Almost Two Centuries Between Them, Why Do Some Of Us Fuss And Hiss About A Bit Of Retouching On Their Forthcoming Film Poster?

Tears Are Sometimes An Inappropriate Response To Death. When A Life Has Been Lived Completely Honestly, Completely Successfully, Or Just Completely, The Correct Response To Death's Perfect Punctuation Mark Is A Smile.

Feminism Seeks To Turn The Biggest, Bloodiest Carnivore In The World - Passion - Into A Right-on Cud-chewing Vegan. It Can Never Work. Sex Was Never Meant To Be That Way. Sex, On The Whole, Was Meant To Be Short, Nasty And Brutish. If What You Want Is Cuddling, You Should Buy A Puppy.

I Don't Really Care What People Tell Children - When You Believe In Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny And The Tooth Fairy, One More Fib Won't Hurt. But I Am Infuriated By The Growing Notion, Posited In Some Touchy-feely Quarters, That All Women Are, Or Can Be, Beautiful.

Amsterdam Has More Than 150 Canals And 1,250 Bridges, But It Never Seems Crowded, Nor Bent And Bitter From Fleecing The Tourist.