It Matters More What's In A Woman's

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

It Matters More What's In A Woman's Face Than What's On It.

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.