It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.

I Didn't Really Feel 100 Percent Comfortable Until We Started Working On The 2004 Election.

Ethanol Is, In Its Pure Form, Just As Much Of A Sham As Oil.

As A Teenager, I Was Very Much A People Pleaser And That Excludes Being Adventuresome At All. I Was A Boy Scout Though And So That's As Adventuresome As I Got.

I've Always Wanted To Be An Actor. I Didn't Get Into This Game To Be The Best Improviser In The World. I Didn't Choose Improv As A Stepping Stone, It Just Happened To Become One.